Dear Pepto

Dearest Pepto Bismol:

You didn't help me today, and that makes me and my tummy very sad. I feel very yucky in the stomach region. It hurts. My head hurts. Probably because my brain is ENORMOUS, but that's a story for a different day. My body aches. I feel grumpy and tired. Pepto, better luck next time.

Cheers,
Heidi

Dear Colton:
Thank you for the flower which you clearly pulled out of someone's yard. And, thus starts the apology letters which go out to all of my neighbors who attempt to grow flowers in their yard, but that get stolen from my children who in turn give them to me in one of our plastic cups.

Love you Colt,
Mom

Dear Birdie:
Your manuscript is purely amazing and I am so proud of you.

Love,
Heidi

Good night all. Wish me a little less vomit tomorrow and keep fertilizing your beautiful flowers, for no doubt, they will someday end up in my kitchen.
Sweet dreams,
Heidi