Thankful Thursday

It's Thursday! If Shark did it, I can too! So, here is what I am thankful for today:

1. Certain appendages - so that when I want to say a bad word, I don't have to speak it, I can just use the appendages which I have. Thankful.
2. My own drug store - so that when the insta care docs don't prescribe something with the "good stuff" in it, all I have to do is open my cupboard and find JUST what I (or anyone else) might need. Thankful.
3. Controlled Environments - while waiting for my controlled environment yesterday, I was able to witness a meat head exit one of his beds NAKED and step into another one. After rolling my eyes back to their original position, I was VERY thankful that I was NOT going into his controlled environment! Thankful.
4. Crayola crayons - especially when one of my spawn leaves them in their pockets and thus they go through the washer and dryer and thus they ruin clothes, ie. white dress shirts. Thankful.
5. AFLAC!! - although I have it, I don't know how it works, but I am still thankful that I can yell "aflac" when I feel that their is danger. I should have yelled it last night right before Jeremy tripped and pile-drove his shoulder into the ground, therefore dislocating his collar bone. My bad. Thankful, nonetheless.