Funnies!

Jackson: Today the school secretary told me that she could NOT wait to tell me a funny story. She said that Jacks walked into the office and said, "I was making farting noises with my armpit and I scratched myself really bad and I need a band aid." SO PROUD!

Braxton: "I had a substitute today and she said she was an alien." WHAT?! "Ya Mom, she said she is from Canada, so she is an alien." I said, "Braxton, she didn't say 'alien,' she said 'CANADIEN!" "OH!!!!!!, he says." Awesome!

Kaydon: "I am NEVER going to get married and have kids... EVER!!" "Why not, Kaydon?" "Because they NEVER EVER EVER listen!!!!!!!!" Nice observation KK!

Colton: "Braxton you are a Weirron!" "Colton, what is a 'weirron?'" "Mom, it's weirdo and a moron put together, duh!" Fantastic!!!!

All in a day's work at my house! :)