A.D.D. that to the list!

Doctor: "Is he always like this?"

Me: "Yes, yes he is."

Doctor: "Heidi, you and Jeremy must be exhausted!"

Me: "Yes, yes we are!"

Doctor: Laughing and shaking his head

Me: "Glad you think this is hilarious."

Doctor: "Heidi. Heidi. Heidi. We will get this under control."

Me: "Promises. Promises."

Doctor: Laughing and shaking his head... "Kaydon, do you want some candy?"

Me: "Oh, perfect!"

Doctor: "See ya next week, unless another trauma happens before then."
Me: Laughing and shaking my head...

Just another day in paradise. Probable diagnosis: Attention Deficit Disorder. Waiting on: Notes from school to confirm diagnosis. Treatment: Kaydon gets meds, mom goes to mental hospital.