5 Things To Know About My Brother, Ryan

1- He does NOT have a sister!
2- If he did have a sister, which he doesn't, her name would NOT be Heidi.
3- He does NOT return e-mails or texts to his non-sister, not named Heidi.
4- Because he does NOT have a sister, who is NOT named Heidi, and because he does NOT return any form of communication with his non-sister, not named Heidi, Heidi is mad.
5- Ryan doesn't care because he doesn't have a sister, whose name would be Heidi if he had one, but he doesn't have one, so he doesn't care.

P.S. Ryan, you are in T.R.O.U.B.L.E.!!