My Obsession 101

Okay, truth be told, I have a slight fascination with maniacs. Just sayin'. My co-worker just came in and told me about her two experiences on Trax this morning, and I am suddenly giddy! It might be something (else) that I need medication for.

Anytime there is drama, say including police officers of any kind, I am THERE if at all possible. I am currently holding a slight grudge against my brother-in-law for not calling me RIGHT AWAY when there was a fight at their bar on New Years Eve. I have needs!

Let me make myself clear, if the drama involves me or my family- it's NOT fascinating, but when it involves complete strangers who are just plain stupid, I am all over it! Allow me to give you an example: Approximately one week after my first back surgery, I was not moving very well. We were at my in-laws house. My father-in-law announced that there was a police car outside in the front yard. Picture this: I JUMPED up, and RAN to the front window. Then, I went and sat on the front porch watching every minute of the drama across the street until it was completely over. I MIGHT need medication, people.

Court TV was pretty much an answer to my prayers. Ok, that might me blasphemy of some kind. Rut Roh! But, if any of you have amazing stories of dumb maniacs, PLEASE DO NOT keep those stories from me!!! Again, folks, I have needs!