Truth

1 I have not read any of the Twilight books.
2. I don't know who "Jacob" is.
3. I haven't read much of anything that does not come in magazine form.
4. Who is Edward?
5. Vampires scare me. Is that a problem?
6. I don't know how many books are in the Twilight series, or how many movies there have been.
7. The truth is, I might be a loser!