Boys!

We have boys. We have a house full of boys! Boys everywhere, it seems.

These are my thoughts on boys in my house:

1. They are SO loud!

2. They are NOT clean, by nature. It takes prodding, screaming and threatening to get them to clean. But they do it. And, they are good at it!

3. They don't sit very long and do an activity. Their attention spans are that of snails.

4. They eat...A WHOLE LOT!

5. For fun, they slam each other into walls, and then laugh. Ha...Ha...

6. They fight with each other...over everything. Everything.

7. They smell. And, not in a good way. Boys smell.

8. The amount of energy they have is remarkable...insane!

9. They show their muscles...to anyone...at anytime...Seriously.

10. They dumpster dive, play in the mud any chance they get, fart with their armpits, burp the alphabet, pee in corners of yards, compete against each other to see whose poop smells worse, give noogies, indian rug burns and they spit. They spit a lot.

This, my friends, is my life. A house full of boys. And...I wouldn't change it for the world.