Raise Your Hand If You're SURE!

Allow me to first say that our home is THE Kingdom of Tattling! We have mastered the technique of telling on one another! It makes a mom proud! Anywho, yesterday as Jeremy was getting ready, he was informed by one of our Private Investigators that Colton "rubs mom's purple stuff on his armpits everyday!" After further investigation, i.e. interviewing Colton, Jeremy realized that indeed this is the case. Colton does, in fact, rub mom's purple stuff on his armpits everyday. When questioned by the Chief of our Kingdom of Tattling (Dad), Colton had only one explanation for this behavior..."I DO NOT want to stink Dad!!!!" ... And there you have it...yet another critical case in the Kingdom of Tattling closed...