Are you kidding me?!

That's right...a specimen container...You also guessed right if you were thinking that it looked empty...oh, it is definitely empty! Dang it! SO, here's the scoop (no pun intended!) I have had the runs for eight days now, and I mean THE RUNS! My tummy kills and I can't hold anything down...ICK. I went to the doctor today. I have lost ten pounds in one week...this is not ok. I weigh 104 pounds...that was my birth weight guys! Anywho, he told me that he wanted to get a stool sample from me...'Oh Joy,' was my first thought. So I said to myself, 'this shouldn't be a problem, I poop 113 times a day, for crying out loud!' So, I went into the bathroom with my little cup, gave myself a little pep talk about taking a dump in this VERY SMALL cup, sang a little song in my head and pushed...nothing came out!! Are you kidding me? How can this happen?! Long story short, I had to bring my little cup home so that I can crap in it from home, then return it in a brown paper bag...My thought now, THANK GOODNESS for the brown paper bag! Can you imagine walking into your doctor's office with a specimen container full of your diarrhea???? I can see people covering their children's eyes to avoid trauma for life! UGH...well now that everyone who has read this is no longer my friend...Sorry if I ruined your day...